Jake: [with wads of gum in
his mouth] "Iwantamigarish!"
Everyone: "What?"
Sam: "He said 'Iwantamigarish!'"
Mark: "I think he asked for sugarless."
Jake: [spits out
the gum] "No, I said I want a cigarette."
Sam: "Nope, he definately said 'I wantamigerish!" -Everyone,
"Harley and the Marlboro Man"
Submitted by: Candace
"Pleasant? Pleasant?! Jamming a chopstick up my NOSE - what could be more pleasant than this?!" - Jake
Submitted by: Steph