"The Sly Who Came To Dinner"

Matt: "This is great!" 

Sam: "A D-minus is not great."

Matt: "Sly typed up his doctor's note."

Tiff: "You mean he's been faking it."

Matt: "Dad's gonna love this."   

Tony: "Are you alone, Garrison?"
Matt: "You see anyone else, Double-o-dummy?"
 
Jake: "Mom and yummy don't rhyme.  What rhymes with mom?"
Tony: "B-b-bomb!!"
 
Sam: "Acupuncture."
Sly: "The stuff with the needles?"
Sam: "Don't worry, you won't feel a thing."  (stands up and does her Psycho pose with a group of long blue needles)
Matt: "Yep.  (stands next to Sam with a hammer)
Sly: "A hammer?!  What's that for?"
Matt: "Oh, just to make sure the needles stay in."
Sly: "Grandma, Fluffy's coming!!"

(Sly leaves.  Mr. Garrison, Matt, and Sam all give high-fives)

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