"Stand By Your Man"

Mark (with 2 french fries in each side of his mouth): "Hey guys, look at me...I'm a walrus!" -- Mark, "Stand By Your Man"

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Tiff: "It says here to talk to some guy named Mel. I hope he's here."
Mark: "Lets ask him."

Jake: "Guys we're in a garage, a big hairy greasy guy is over there. Hey, yo Mel."

Guy: "I'm not Mel, that's Mel." (points to pretty woman)

Mark/Jake: "That's Mel?!?"

Tiff: "That's it, I'll pay for your insurance."

Submitted by: Hilary

Jake and Tiff: "What you did doesn't bother me what bothers me is the fact that you didn't trust me."

Submitted by: Lambylamb 4ooo

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