Sly: "Face it Jake, she's turned you into mushy man already" (Jake walks towards Sly and shoves his face into the iced cake)

Jake: "Still think I'm Mushy Man?"

Sly: "Absolutely, before Tiff You would have shoved candles up my nose and lit them."- Jake and Sly, "Surfboards and Cycles"

Submitted by: Grace

"Super Duper!" - Tiffani, "Surfboards & Cycles"

Submitted by: Heather

Tiffani: Well I can't sing it because what he wrote isn't true."

Jake: "Oh, like you meant what you wrote."

Tiffani: "Hey! I meant more than you meant, back when I thought you meant more than you really meant."

Jake: "Even if I knew what you meant, I still wouldn't think you meant it. So there!" - Tiffani and Jake, "Surfboards and Cycles"

Submitted by: Jeanette

Tiff: "Oh please! There's nothing to it. In fact, I'm just about done fixing this carburetor."

Submitted by: Kristie

Jake: "Look Tiff, I just don't think girls have the head for working on cars."

Tiff: "Oh yeah. you gotta be real smart for auto shop. (in a low male voice) Duh, do I pound this with my screwdriver or my head."

Jake: "Hey, I just don't think you realize how hard it is."

Tiff: "Well then I'll prove it to you."

Jake: "Oh yeah?"

Tiff: "Yeah"

Jake: "Yeah?"

Tiff: "Yeah"

Jake: "Yeah?"

Tiff: "Uh-huh"

 

Matt: "Why do I get the ones with the braces?"

Tony: "Because , you're such a nice guy who isn't hung up with superficial things like looks."

Matt: "Oh yeah (after thinking for a second) oh man."

 

Sam: "Boy, this is great. we're both getting something out of auto shop."

Tiff: "Really? you're learning about cars, too?"

Sam: "Sure am (car horn blasts ) for example, that's the unmistakable horn of a 1979 Ford Mustang."

Tiff: "WOW! how'd you do that?"

Sam: "Because Hank's got a '79 mustang and he's here to pick me up. bye!"

 

Matt: "You guys will never believe it. I saw Jake and Tiffani....."

(Sam cuts him off)

Sam: "Kissing, smooching, making out, canoodle city, whoa mama!"

Matt: "Thanks a lot Sam, that was my story."

Sam: "I'm sorry. I just couldn't help myself. My brain wanted you to to tell them but my mouth just wouldn't."

 

Sam: "Hi you guys. Tiff, I have to talk to you right now, right away, and nobody else in the world can hear. It's mondo personal, mondo private."

 

Sam: "Let me tell you a little story tiff. Once upon a time there was a cute little convertible and a hot-macho motorcycle. They were happy together, tooling down the highway of love. Then one fateful day, the motorcycle met a sexy sports car and ditched the convertible on the side of the road. get it?"

Tiff: "Yeah, it sorta reminds me of another little story. There was this Honda that came to America and stuck it's hood where it didn't belong and got her headlights punched out. get it?"

Sam: "I think so. But Hondas are Japanese and I'm Chinese, so obviously you weren't talking about me."

 

Sly: "My cake is done,my cake is done!"

 

Tiff: "Jake stop. you can't just walk out while we're discussing this. Please?"

Jake: "You're right. I'm sorry."

Tiff: "So then you'll stay?"

Jake: "Yeah"

Tiff: "Good. Because Ii'm leaving first!"

 

All submitted by: Kristie

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