"Treasure of PCH"

Mark: "I have to be more sneaky, more underhanded. More like a Winkle!"
   
Mark and Sly: "Gotta find the money, gotta find the money, gotta find the money." - Sly and Mark, "Treasure of PCH"

Submitted by: Devon
   
"Come on, this is Tiffani. She's like Abe Lincoln, only with nice legs." Jake, "Treasure of PCH"
   
Submitted by Candace

Sam: "Wait a second.  These clues were supposed to be made in the fifties, but no one started calling sharks Jaws until the movies came out in the seventies."
Tiffani: "Yeah, come to think of it, this school wasn't built until 1969."
 
Sam: "Oh, how could we be so stupid?"

Sly: "Yeah, they just want the money for themselves."

Tiffani: "No, Jake and Lorena scammed us."

Tony: "Well, we gotta get them back." 
(The rest of the band has figured out Jake and Lorena's scam.)

Tony: "My, my, my." (Jake & Lorena turn around)  
Sly: Look at you two, fighting like greedy, selfish animals over raw meat.  Dis-gusting!!  
Jake: I take it these diamonds are fake? 
Sly, Tiff, Mark, Sam, & Tony: Yep.  
Lorena: So you guys were just getting us back for what we did to you?  
Sly, Tiff, Mark, Sam, & Tony: Yep.
  Jake: And I'll bet you enjoyed seeing us fighting like greedy, selfish animals.  
Sly, Tiff, Mark, Sam, & Tony: Umm, yep.

Submitted by: ewchang@comcast.net

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