The Graduation (At school) (Sly and Lorena walk in holding hands) Sly: There are no more books Gang: No more teachers dirty looks Mark: I know this is gonna sound weird but I really wish we had another week of school left. Gang: Freak Mark: Geez guys I only meant that if I had more time that maybe I can get Sara to go out with me I'd ask but there's one thing standing in my way. Lorena: What's that? Mark: She thinks I'm a total weenie Sam: It's okay Mark everyone gets scared sometimes just don't flip out about it. Tony: How's your graduation speech coming? Sam: I can't do it I don't want to be valedictorian. Tony: Fear not for I Antoine Bethesthui Wicks will take you under my master speech maker wing and teach you how to use your words to fly over mountains, hilltops. Sam: Oh please only thing you know how do about talking is how to do a lot of it. Principal Blumford: Welcome Seniors now I know its almost graduation and your a little choked up and saddened that this is your last day of classes (crowd cheers) that's right let the sadness out now I also know that some of you may go to graduation parties and whooping it up a little. Sara: I plan on whooping it up a lot Mark: Yeah all right Sly: Gee I wonder why she thinks your total weenie Mark. Principal Blumford: Now look I care about all of you so please listen if you are under twenty one and you drink and drive you may loose your license possibly face criminal charges and that's only if your lucky enough not to get into an accident and die. Anyways it's graduation go have fun. Tiffani: Hi Mr. Jason I'm gonna miss you Jake: Yeah me too I loved your Medieval History class. Mr. Jason: Well then your both enjoy repeating the class this summer. Jake: I didn't like it that much Tiffani: What are you talking about Mr. Jason we graduate on Sunday? Mr. Jason: Well it's seems you two cut class one day and missed a pop quiz which means an incomplete which means you can't graduate. Tiffani: Um you can't do that we have to graduate we're do anything to make it up a term paper. Jake: A project Tiffani: Uh we're build a castle a castle Jake: Yeah with a moat and a drawbridge. Tiffani: And a dragon (Jake looks at her) well maybe not a dragon Mr. Jason: Well that sounds fine just do it by graduation. Jake and Tiffani: Thank You Thank You Thank You Mr. Jason: Okay Sam: Sorry guys what a bummer Tony: Sam say that again Sam: What? Tony: What a bummer see th neo pint speaker would say it your way but the effective speaker would say it (different tone) What a bummer or (another tone) What a bummer. Sam: This whole thing is a bummer Tony: Your very funny (At Sharkey's) Sly: All right cuz' go get her Lorena: Yeah what's the worst thing that can happen if she says no you won't die. Mark: Yeah your right I'm gonna ask her out I'll show her I'm cool enough (sprays breath spray in his eyes) ow (walks up to Sara) Uh Sara would you like to go out tomorrow night. Sara: Maybe what did you have in mind? Mark: Oh well the school is sponsoring a Clean and Sober party here it should be pretty awesome. Sara: Your Joking right this is graduation I want to get some beer and do some real partying. Mark: Huh oh I'm gonna do brew too I just might go to the Clean and Sober party to laugh at all the geeks (clears throat) but first we're hit the real party at uh...uh.. (pointing) Lorena's. Sara: Oh yeah I'd love to go (Lorena's loft) Lorena: I cant' believe I let Mark talk me into having this party. Tiffani: Don't worry about it, it will be fine Surfer dudes: Cow-abruski's Lorena: Beer! I can't have beer it's illegal my parents well kill me Mark: Oh come on Lorena it's graduation let's have a little fun besides I kinda told them it was okay Lorena: Mark how could you Mark: I had to Sara would only come if it was a beer party and I didn't want her to think I was a total weenie please don't hurt me. Sly: Hey what's the big deal it's only beer what do you have against drinking anyways. Lorena: Well besides not liking the taste of it and what it does to people I don't like smelling it on my boyfriend's breath when I kiss him. Sly: Clean and Sober it is Mark: Oh get real drinking is no big thing Jake: Especially to make some girl to think your cool right Mark: I can only hope Tiffani: Well I got drunk once Sam: What? Tiffani: Hey I party last Christmas I had three slices of Granny Smith's rum cake Sam: I don't see what the big deal is drinking's no good for you Tony: Yeah that's right my body is my temple I would never soil it. Jake: Gets you sick right Tony: Like a dog Sara: Hey Mark you were right this party is pretty cool Mark: It's the only kind I go to you want a beer Sara; Thanks (Mark grabs beer and gives it to Sara) Sara: Here's to graduation Mark: Oh yeah yuck uh that was a Russian beer drinking toast yuck Surferdudes: Yuck dude Jake: All right let's play you too Comrad Winkleski 1....2...3...4 (Playing It Must Be Love) My heart skips a beat like never before My knees get weak when you walk in the door I keep thinking maybe this time But I can't speak and I don't know why I dream about night and day What could make me act this way CHORUS: It must be love The way that I feel Something inside (Oh) Tells me it's for real Now I know why It's you I'm thinking of Now I know it must be love Oh Before another day goes by Oh I'll tell you all the reasons why (guitar solo) Now I know why It's you I'm thinking of Now I know CHORUS It must be love It must be love Sam: Ooh check out Mark he's so la de da with Sara now Tiffani: Look how he's acting it's like he thinks the beer makes him cooler Lorena: I wish the beer would make some of these slobs cooler oh Sly do something my parents are gonna kill me if this place gets trash Sly: You got it all right guys lets clean this place up don't make me tell you twice (throws popcorn in his face) all right don't make me tell you three times. Tiffani: Oh no is the castle we bought safe Sam: You bought the castle doesn't it bother you that you didn't make it your selves. Jake and Tiffani: (look at each other ) No Jake: We found it at a candy store it's made out of pretzels. Tony: Oh this I have to see Jake: Careful this is our future. Tony: Oh chill out man I just want to look at it I mean what could happen. football player: Hey we're out of food Jake: That can happen (Football players eat castle) football player: I'll spilt it with you (Jake snatches pretzel out of hand) Mark: Hey guys we're out a beer don't sweat it me and Sara we're go out and buy a couple of sixers. Jake: (Sign language) Uh...Uh Mark your not twenty one you can't buy beer Mark: Relax Big Guy Jake: Big Guy Mark: Sara's got a fake I.D. what kind of beer does everyone want. Surfer Dude: Dude we're drinking this kind Lorena: That's it no more beer party's over lets go to Sharkey's Surfer Dude: Not my fault Sara: Forget Sharkey's that party is lame Mark: Yeah really me and Sara we're gonna grab some beer it will just me her and the (burps) stars (Mark and Sara leave Jake and Tony go out after them) Jake: Hey Mark wait up Tony: Hey hey look man your little to buzz to drive so why don't you give me your keys all right. Mark: I can drive I'm fine see (touch nose the Sara's and says) beep Jake: All right Mark go ahead Tony: What do mean go ahead? Jake: Hey he seems fine I mean if a cop stops him I don't think he'll have any trouble passing the key test. Tony: Are you crazy his judgment is way off he wouldn't pass the key test. Jake: Sure he would Mark: Guys what's the key test? Tony: Here let me show you give me your keys. Jake: You were right Tony he didn't pass the key test (Jake and Tony go back in the house) Mark: Very funny guys Sara: You know maybe their right lets just go for a walk on the beach. Mark: Why walk when you can drive I think yep an extra car key. Sara: Wow totally cool (At Sharkey's) Sam: Hey this party actually looks okay Jake: Blumford some pretty cool tuneage there Blumford: Oh I've haven't been listening to that junk I've been listening to the Village People (doing hand gestures) Y M C A it's fun to stay at the Y M C A Cop: I'm looking for a Sylvester Winkle Sly: That's me Cop: Your cousin Mark has been in an automobile accident Gang: What? Blumford: Settle down everyone let the officer tell us what happened Cop: He was driving the coast highway apparently intoxicated (puts hand on head) and swerved into a ditch he asked me to give you the key to his car and drive it home it's parked down by the pier. Sly: Is he okay Cop: He's not hurt we took him down to the police station he's under arrest for drunk driving. Tony: Go figure after all these years I thought Sly would be the Winkle to get arrested. Sly: Hey actually so did I Lorena: What about Sara is she okay? Cop: Well she's hurt she's being transferred to the hospital (Graduation Ceremony) Tony: Hey Mark Gang: Oh Mark Sly: Hey Cuz what happened are you okay? Mark: It was horrible they finger printed me took mug shots I had to sit in this cold creepy cell until my parents came and bailed me out it was the worst night of my life. Tony: Your license Mark: It's gone man suspended for a year I've gotta go to court get a lawyer I can probably get fined can't believe this happening to me. Sam: What about Sara is she okay? Mark: She is still in the hospital she's got two broken ribs, a punctured lung and a concussion guys I'm so sorry I didn't listen Tony and Jake tried to stop me. Tony: Hey where are Jake and Tiff? Sam: I think they were going to pull an all nighter to finish their castle. Lorena: Well I hope they get here soon or else they're miss graduation Sly: Ah don't worry they've got plenty of time. Lady: Let's go Seniors we're starting Sly: Ah they will graduate next year (Graduation music playing) Surfer Dudes: Yes Blumford: Welcome class of 97' to say that I'm disappointed in some of you for what happened last night because of you recklessness Sara Colby well not be graduating with you today however the action of a few shouldn't ruin this day for everyone with that being I'm proud to give you your class valedictorian Samantha Woo Sam: Hello fellow graduates let me start by thanking my boyfriend Tony for helping me prepare for my speech Tony: Ah I didn't do a thing Sam (smiles) But I've decided not to give it Tony: What after all I did? Sam: I think that there is someone here who has something very valueable to say Mark Winkle (Jake and Tiffani walk in) Jake: Wait wait Tiffani: Hold the graduation Jake: We finished it we made it out of old motorcycle parts we found in my garage. Mr. Jason: Well job well done this will make an excellent model for next years class Jake: Oh no you can't take this, this is my Harley the drawbridge goes from down to up in .2 seconds. (Jake and Tiffani take their seat) Mark: I uh....really screwed up and I hurt alot of people Sara, my parents, and all of you can't believe all this happened because I wanted someone to think I was cool yeah I was cool all right I'm sorry I' m really ashamed I could only hope everyone here will remember how stupid I was and not make the same mistake it's amazing after four years of high school my most important lesson came after the final bell. Blumford: Will the class of 1997 please rise to receive their diplomas Tiffani: This is it guys we're done Lorena: It really is happening Sly: We're finally getting out of high school (They hug) (Receiving Diplomas) Blumford: Lorena Mariana Costa Lorena: I did it I did it Blumford: Tiffani Anne Smith Tiffani: Thank You Thank You Thank You Mr. Jason: Okay Blumford: Jacob Samuel Sommers Jake: (Kisses diploma) Blumford: Antoine Bethsdo Wicks Tony: (Gives Blumford hi-fives and flexes muscles) Blumford: Mark Edward Winkle Mark: (Shakes Blumford's hand) Blumford: Sylvester (laughs) Leslie Winkle Sly: (Kisses the top of Blumford's head and shows Ba-boom on cap) Blumford: And finally Samantha Woo uh.. Sam: Deswanchoo Tony: Woo is your middle name Sam: You think you could pronounce Deswanchoo Blumford: Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Pacific Coast High Graduating class of 1997 (Everyone throws cap up in the air and cheers)