Shakened Rattled and Rolled Sly: (Walks in carrying trash bag) Today I will show you what Winkle Management is all about. Lorena: Garbage are you crazy you just dumped garbage in my house. Sly: This not just any garbage this is Joey Derico's garbage you know Joey Derico owner of Pony Tail Records Mr. Hair the man with the mane. Lorena: Is he crazy he just dumped garbage in my house. Tony: Uh Sly what we want from Joey Derico is a gig not some old neck bones from last night's chicken dinner. Sly: Look Joey Derico is not easy to get to if I can find something in this garbage I take what I find and use it against him. Mark: I don't know Sly it's sounds like blackmail to me. Sly: Oh no it's not blackmail it's just a threat to make him do what we want. Lorena: That's it I'm calling the police. Sly: Come on Lorena it's tough to get a gig. Lorena: Not that I want you arrested for dumping garbage in my house. (Tiffani walks in) Tiffani: Guys, guys I got a job working at the animal shelter oh the animals are so cute I'm having so much fun too why I'm I standing in garbage. Sam: Forget the garbage there's a rat Jake: Oh man gross (climbs on chair) Sam: I'll smash it Tiffani: Don't hurt it I'll take it to the shelter. Sly: Wait it's not a rat it's a lump of hair. (All look up at Jake) Jake: Uh peach you should paint the ceiling peach. Sly: You know what this is it's a pony tail wig that means Joey Derico's pony tail is a fake now he's gotta give us an audition or the whole world well know that Mr. Hair's pony tail trade mark is a scam. Tony: (Laughs) We've got to be crisp I've gonna give him the most blood position bone shaken drum solo he's ever heard. (Play's drums) Mark: Wow Tony is really tearing up the place. Jake: No he's not it's an earthquake. (After the earthquake) Tiffani: Is everyone okay? Jake: Yeah I think so. Tiffani: I'm gonna go home and see if my dad's okay. Mark: Yeah me too Jake: So I'm I Lorena: Let's go Sly: I'm gonna go see if Joey Derico is okay (School Hallway) Tony: (Whining) Oh it still here I love this place hello locker, hello bench, hello world. Sam: Tony are you okay? Tony: Oh it was horrible I had a dream that the big one hit while we playing a gig and every time I hit the drums part of the school came crushing one of you boom Jake boom Lorena Baboom. Sly: Uh me Tony: Oh Sly, Oh Sam, Oh Mark Lorena: Oh Tony Tony: Okay maybe I am over reacting but it was just so hard I mean everything was so loud and shaking and then that speaker came down crashing almost killed me. Jake: Gee Tony I've never seen a guy so afraid of things. Tony: Yeah your right Jake you are so right oh look a rat. (Jake climbs on bench) Jake: Ahhhh (Tiffani walks in with a dog) Mark: Hey Tiff when did you get a dog? Tiffani: Oh he's not mine a water pipe broke at the shelter so he needs a temporary home so does anyone want to take a critter for a few days. Gang: I do Tiffani: Okay who wants to stay who I think that the beagle wants to stay with Tony and this little guy wants Mark and oh the iguana wants to stay with Jake (Jake shakes his head) No No the iguana wants Sly (Jake shakes his head) okay and the bulldog wants Jake and the little bunny wants to stay with Lorena Lorena: Sorry I have a strict rule no messy animals in my house except Sly. Sam: I'll take the rabbit Tiff Tiffani: What about Lorena? Sam: It well just be for a few days I'll just keep the little fluff ball in my room. Tiffani: Okay Sam: Okay Tiffani: Thanks guys these animals had a tuff time during the quake and they just need a little TLC. (Sly's phone rings) Sly: Oh excuse me Winkle Management to book the Dreams press one to date Sly press two and to get your pony tail wig press three Joey about that audition okay chowbella. Tonight Sharkey's. (At Sharkey's) Tiffani: So how's it going to with the bunny? Sam: He's a little sneak he escaped from my room and I found him eating one of Lorena's sneakers it's a good thing I found him before he ate anything else. (Lorena Walks in) Lorena: I don't believe this something ate my hat. Sam: Don't look at me I'm more of a belt person. Lorena: Yeah well if I found out you brought an animal into my house your will be a dead person. Mark: Hey Lorena why is it that you hate animals so much? Lorena: I don't love them I just hate the mess they make all the shedding, and the licking and the jumping (Dog jumps on her) Oh Tony. Tony: Oh Tremor did she scare you. Tiffani: Tremor that is so cute. Lorena: No it's not its' disgusting you can't have a dog in a restraunt. Tony: I know your right he's not allowed in dining room Tremor go wash dishes. Sly: Hey Joey I'm glad you could make it the Dreams are all ready to audition. Joey: Yeah yeah lets just get this over with my head is getting cold. Jake: Okay Tony count us off Tony: All right 1 (flash back of earthquake) 1 (flashes back) 1 Sly: Say 2,2 Tony: (flashes back) I can't do this I can't I just can't Sam: Oh no poor Tony Tiffani: I hope he's okay Sly: He's replaceable Joey: Forget it you had your chance you blew it (At School) Sly: How's Tony? Sam: He's got along way to go but he's feeling better. Jake: Hey Wicks what are you doing not that I except a sane answer? Tony: I'm playing it safe that way if the ground starts shaking I'll be outside where nothing can fall on me. Jake: You sure what about trees, power lines? Tony: Oh please Jake I'm being safe not paranoid all through I don't think that window is shadow proof. (Bell rings) Mrs. Ross: Morning Class Class: Morning Ms. Ross: Today I thought we skip our chapter 6 quiz Sly: Ah I'm so dissapointed Mrs. Ross: Even through it meant that much to you Sly here take it I insist. Sly: (hits his head) Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Mrs. Ross: The rest of us will talk about the earthquake who here was really effected? (Points to Tony, Tony raises hand) Tony: Uh you know the Student Handbook dosen't say I have to be in class it just says I have to attend. Mrs. Ross: It's okay Tony a lot of people are afraid to come inside after an earthquake sometimes for months after. Jake: Better book some outdoor gigs (Sly holds up thumb) Mrs. Ross: We can't predict when an earthquakes hit but we can however be prepared when an earthquake hits any ideas how. Tiffani: We can make earthquake kits. Mrs. Ross: Good your kit should have things you might need after an earthquake like a transistor radio so you can listen to news reports, flashlights in case the electricity goes out, drinking water, money, extra shoes. Tony: Hey don't forget binnacles Mrs. Ross: Why binnacles? Tony: So I can see the board from here. Mrs. Ross: Okay now lets talk about what to do during an earthquake the most important thing to do is not to panic as soon as you realize it's an earthquake get under a sturdy table or doorway anything to shield you from the decree. Tony: Oh you mean like this Mrs. Ross: Yes exactly now if you need some more information on earthquakes safety you can contact are local Red Cross and Tony if your really this upset we can talk I could come outside. Tony: No need I feel much better. (At Sharkey's) Sly: Ah I love this guy thanks to him we got a second audition with Joey Derico. Gang: How did he do that? Sly: Well all week he's been scaring Jake half to death. Jake: That's not true (puts iquana next to Jake) uh it hasn't been a full week yet (puts arm around Tiffani) Sly: So last night I sent him in Joey's window and Joey ran out for a fear full photo session (pulls out picture) Jake: So uh Joey gets the picture after we get the audition right. Sly: Naturally and now the all important question will Tony be joing us or is he still (Sly making hands with his lips) Sam: That's not fair Mrs. Ross's class has really helped Tony alot your hardly recongize him. (Tony walks in) Jake: Wh what are doing? Tony: Being prepared introducing the Wicks all purpose earthquake kit I have a radio, rope, canteen campus, and a portable hibachi. Sly: (To guy walking out) Hey you, you play the drums. Tony: Tremor where is your flashlight you remember safety first go on get of here. Tiffani: Tony don't you think your doing it a bit I mean it's important to be prepared but how you gonna drive or sleep or. Sam: Forget that let's concerate on the essentials how are we gonna cuddle. Tony: Oh that's easy let me demonstrate come here Sam: Ow I..I don't think this working Tony: Okay wait wait I got it (Tony falls) Jake: Oh good plan Tony Tony: Okay okay maybe it is ridiculous but I can't help it I'm scared to death every time I hear a loud noise or truck going by I think I'm gonna die I don't know what to do. Mark: Hey I may have an idea. (Lorena's loft) Sam: Ugg.I'd hate to have be a rabbit Tiffani: Why? Sam: They eat carrots I hate carrots there like eating orange crayons. (Tiff smiles) Lorena: Hola Gang: Hey Lorena: What's with you Woo? Sam: Me nothing nothing Lorena: That carrot wouldn't be rabbit would it. Sam: No a rabbit it's mine I'm on a new all carrot diet Lorena: I thought you hated carrots Sam: Nope I love them carrot juice, carrot pie carrot, carrot Lorena: Eat it Sam: What's up dock Lorena: I knew it you had a rabbit here the whole time Sam: Ew I hate nothing Lorena: Out get it out I don't wanna see another animal in this house Sam: Okay I'll put it in the garage. Mark: Come on Tony we're gonna recreate the earthquake but only this time your gonna take the proper precautions. Tony: But couldn't we do this outside in a hot air balloon over Brooklyn. Sly: Sorry you were here in when it happened. Sam: I don't know guys maybe we should call Tony's parents and get them involved. Jake: Oh come on talk about Mr. Over reaction when they turn down the lights at the movies he thinks he's going blind. Mark: Yeah Tony so just drum like before and when the fak quake hits do actually what Mrs. Ross told us. Sam: Earthquake Tony: ah...ah. (Runs into wall) Sam: I'll call his mom (Next Day) Mark: Hey Tony come on in Tony: Uh no thanks it's alot safer right here Tiffani: How come you still have Tremor? Tony: Ah we bonded he's coming with me I think he'll like Ohio Gang: Ohio Tony: Ohio in the East you know where the ground is still Sam: Tony what are you talking about? Tony: Sam I just can't get over this fear over earthquakes so I discussed it with my parents and they think it would be best for me if I move in with my aunt in Ohio. Tiffani: Why? Jake: Tony this is nuts see your probloms are inside of you, you can't run away from them. Tony: I thought I was clear see the ground here moves in Ohio it dosen't. Tony: But what about us? Tony: Sam I'm sorry I just can't deal (They Hug) Lorena: After Shock Tony: Oh I hate this place (after the after shock) Come on Tremor we've got packing to do. (At Sharkeys') Sam: Well this is it Tony's really leaving he's said he'd stop in to say good bye on his way to the airport. Jake: Hey where's Lorena isn't she gonna say good bye Tiffani: She went to that horrible animal shelter Mark: Horrible I thought you liked working there Tiffani: I did but I found out that if no one claimed the animals in a few weeks they destroy them. (Lorena walks in) Lorena: No one is gonna destroy these animals while Lorena Marina Costa is around Tiffani: Lorena what's going on? Lorena: Oh I found out what they were gonna do so I adopted the mutts come on guys kibbles on me. (Tony walks in) Tony: Hey guys I came to wish you good luck and to say good bye Sly: Antonie your my best friend nothing not even 2,000 miles can keep us apart your more important than auditon time later Wicks Joey you be happy to know that we solved the drummer problam meet the Taft 3000 let's start the show. Jake: Sly hang on,Tony good luck man Tiffani: I understand Tony I saw how scared you were under that doorway Tony: I did get in a doorway didn't I the ground was shaking and I did what Mrs. Ross told us. Sly: People hello are Fame and Forutne waiting Sam: Call me when you land okay sweetie Tony: No wait a minute I was afraid but I did the right thing anyways you know what this mean Sly: Yeah your be the braviest guy under a doorway in Ohio Tony: No man it means maybe I'm cool with this maybe I don't have to leave I mean I'm afraid but if there is another earthquake I know how to take care of myself Sly: Yeah yeah your cured woop de doo now if you excuse us we have a show to do Tony: No man I'm serious I think I'm cool with this if I can drum I can prove it. Sly: And if you can't you blow the biggest audition ever forget it. Tony: Come here guys (everyone but Sly huddles) Sly: I said No No No No No No No No No Jake: All right come on up Sly: I decided to give him a shot Jake: Okay Antonio count us off Tony: 1...2...3...4 (Playing She's Not You) She's got everything And in the all the right places that you know She looks almost perfect They love her whereever she goes They say I'm so lucky But that's not true Now I know What it feels like to lose I have had the real thing And girl this is only an act And I can't deny the fact that baby CHORUS: She's not you Big brown eyes Long blonde hair Just reminds me you're not there I hear her voice Call my name I know she'll never be the same as you She's Not You Drum solo They say I'm so lucky But that's not true Cause now I know What it feels like to lose I have had the real thing And girl this is only an act And I can't deny the fact that baby CHORUS She's Not You The End!